My brother’s theory to why bananas bruise
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
he is here and he is ready to learn
i cant do that… because written on them is the krabby patty secret formula and you could be plankton typing this on a very small keyboard
Eeveelution wallet, Pokémon Center.
people who can draw a star without having crossing lines in the middle really have their life together
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
if punk is dead explain to me why i am right here
Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
guess who stayed home today and took dumb selfies
I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.
What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.